Wednesday, February 08, 2006
Uncle Dale offers a Year in Review
Blonde's Year In Review:
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels....."duh"....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said
"2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those
little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,
other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because
top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button
on the phone!!!
What a year!!
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