Misty tells about the Divorce

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and
the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her gin as
she sits alone at a nearby table. The wife asks, "Do you know her?"


"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to
Drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't
been sober since."

"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"