Thursday, October 20, 2005

Just Passed Utah Bar (Wa-hoo!!) tells Lawyer Joke


A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest
tried to pay for the haircut but the barber refused saying,
"I cannot accept money from you, for you are a good
man - you do God's work."

The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the
door to his shop.

A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the
barber refused payment saying, "I cannot accept money from
you, for you are a good man - you protect the public."

The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the
door to his shop.

A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the
barber refused payment saying, "I cannot accept money from
you, for you are a good man - you serve the justice system."

The next morning the barber found a dozen more lawyers
waiting for a haircut.

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