"Hope you can hear me, you fucking cunt. You are the biggest liar in the world. Not as smart as you think you are, you Goddamn bitch. I know that you moved the property line. You know there is a law against unsupervised livestock, don't you? You're going to get yours one day, I'll see to it. You fucking cunt."
Would you be mine? Would you be mine? Won't you be my neighbor?
Yeah, my neighbor, he is the kind of guy that anyone would consider a joy and delight to be around.
I ignored him, and like they promised in elementary school, he went away.
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Your nieghbor has an incredibly sexist mouth. I feel for you.
He is from Texas.
He is one of those "Medicinal marijuana" patients. Been dying from the same "rare brain tumor" for over 15 years.
Isn't pot supposed to mellow you out? Hate to see what he would be like without it.
Why drag in poor Mr. Rogers? He didn't do anything to you, did he?
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