Gotta Love Alaska Girls

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they
had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a Woman from Colorado and had
told her that she was going to do the dishes and house
cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he
came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Nebraska He had
given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,
dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any
results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third
day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and
there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from Alaska. He told
her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes
washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the
table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see
anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the
third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could
see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a
bite to eat and load the dishwasher.