Dale's seven degrees of dumb

FIRST DEGREE:

A married couple
were asleep
when the
phone rang
at 2 in the
morning. 
The wife
undoubtedly blonde),
picked up the
phone, listened
a moment and
said, "How should
I know, that's
200 miles from
here!" and hung up.

The husband said, "Who was that?"

The wife said, "I don't know! It was some woman wanting to know if
the coast is clear."

SECOND DEGREE:

Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on
the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked
in the mirror and said, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."

The second blonde said, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde
handed her the compact. The second one looked in the mirror and
said, "You dummy, it's me! "

THIRD DEGREE:

A blonde suspected her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she went
out and bought a gun. She went to his apartment unexpectedly and
when she opened the door she found him in the arms of a redhead.

Well, the blonde is really angry. She opened her purse to take
out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief.
She took the gun and put it to her head.

The boyfriend yelled, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"

The blonde replied, "Shut up ... you're next!"

FOURTH DEGREE:

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly said, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."

A friend said, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"

The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy: W."

FIFTH DEGREE:

What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was
pregnant?

"Is it mine?"

SIXTH DEGREE:

Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat
in her US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she
knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.

Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the
decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the
Delaware"

SEVENTH DEGREE:

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her
house ransacked and burglarized.. She telephoned the police
at once and reported the crime.  The police dispatcher
broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling
nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached
the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the
porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his
dog, then sat down on the steps.

Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to
find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help,
and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman."