Monday, January 09, 2006

Get Here from There


Jeffery suggested that I look at what people stick in the search engine to come up with my blog, just for shits and giggles. He is right, it was a funny exercise.

My name is the obvious thing, but there are others that make you wonder. "Dona", our family boat, is actually the number one referrer. "DC+talk," "samples of ethics," and "soldotna gym" round out "Ann+Coulter, and " tannerite," for the top ten.

It goes quickly into la la land from there. "What does a man do standing a dog on three legs," "bitch," "Alaskan natives eskimos igloos," "girls" and "plagiarism" run just ahead of "walrus, horses and whales penis size," "is it a good idea to recirculate landfill leach," and "sweet rene."

"New+Yorkers" is predictable, but "Hilmer Kiser Seward Alaska?" Who is looking for Hilmer?

"Alaska whores" is an odd choice, especially when sandwiched with "force recon," "creative realities," and "Nichole Kidman."

"Escort boy," "Bank girls," and "Alaska mayor Mark Begich" that makes for a sentence that could make headlines. Add in "nuns," "Benelly shotguns," "bitchegirls" and "don't fool with the mule" and we are ready for a Tracy Lorenz column.

I think Tracy would also like "boney pink," "ponderisms," lorenz turkey calls" and "are marshmellows hazardous to your health."

1 comment:

The Complimenting Commenter said...

Those are some hilarious terms. Great post. I loved the line about the mayor. Very funny.