First Annual Hamptons Turkey Shoot

Important Details:
3:30pm-7:00pm
Wednesday, September 21st
Mile 1.2 Nash Road
Seward, Alaska
By invitation only



What to bring:
Your Wild Turkey call
Anyone cool enough to be invited
Your favorite slab of dead animal or salmon for the BBQ
(if you forget we have some humpies on the bank you can pick)
If you are a weenie, and you want to get roasted, just pull it out.
Weapons of choice.
Plenty of ammo.
Ear plugs & Eye protection.
Body Armor Optional.

Events
Blazo bonfire
marshmallows provided


Turkey Shooting Contest
Bring your Own Bottle of Wild Turkey
Barrels and 2x4s provided on range.
Skeet toss also available.


Industrial Waste Sand Trap Golf Tee-off
Sponsored by Seward Ships
Bring your balls, clubs provided.


Turkey Dressing Contest
Vanta proclaimed Weds as "Seward's Day of Caring."
She suggested we plant flowers, but it is a little late in the season for that so we are going to see who can put a ring of posies around the birds neck the quickest.
Sponsored by Bob Valdetta

The Big Bang
Exploring new theories in target shooting.

Hamptons Wild Turkey Shoot
Hold Harmless Agreement

I hereby swear and promise to hold harmless Dorene Lorenz, the Kenai Peninsula Borough, the City of Seward, the Seward Police Department, the Alaska State Troopers, the Bear Creek Fire Department, Tom Walker, Mary Lorenz, JR Thomas, Thomas Development Inc., Penny Hardy and their descendants from any strict, general, implied, or assumed liability from any injury or damage resulting from any participation, at any level, including spectator and innocent bystander, in the Hamptons Wild Turkey Shoot.

I promise not to sue, swear, bad mouth or give any dirty looks should I, say, poke out my eye, shoot off my toe, loose my hearing (temporary permanent), or have a large flaming metal object fall upon my head. This also includes, but is not limited to, space alien abductions, swarmming of red hat ladies, and losing ones virginity.

I promise not to go anywhere near any weapon of any kind if I have been drinking. I understand that the drinking section is the spectator section, and any spectators who get out of line run the risk of being shot. That includes mouthy red heads who have not been drinking and choose to heckle the participants past a level determined reasonable by the mutual consent of the majority of other onlookers.

I understand fully that anything I eat from the bar-be-que may be cause for contracting salmonella, herpes painful gastronomical events, and may make me fat. I understand that anything cooked by Sara Nan will be rated as "Deliciousious," "The best I have ever had," and "Down right yummy," less I run the risk of having my head ripped off.

I understand that it is my own responsibility to responsibly and carefully and deliberately shoot only at the specified targets on the field. Any shooting of/at/near wildlife, wildfowl, stray dogs, and/or stray neighbors is strictly prohibited with no enforcement measures legally available to those who are hosting this event.

I promise to yell "Waaaaa-Hooooo!" after any explosion of considerable magnitude or any demonstration of spot on expert targeting with the weapon of the sharpshooters choice. This also includes any detonation of paint-bomb landmines by nosy neighbors who should have been minding their own business in the first place.

I understand that any photographs taken by the hosts of the event, including Polaroids, may be used for commercial and non-commercial purposes for years to come. I understand that in referenced to such photographs I may be named either by my full Christian birth name or any hick nick-name that the hosts may come up with that appropriately describe my particular status at this event in the particular context of the said photograph. I understand that such is done only for entertainment purposes and promise not to take it personally if folks around town adopt such reference and it ends up that I am forever known as and referred to by said nickname.

I understand that I am engaging in a super duper hazardous activity, with both known and unknown hazards, and I am on property completely at my own risk. I have been advised to wear ear and eye protection, a hard hat, body armor, and steel toe boots. I understand that in addition to severe body damage my reputation as a man is at stake and may be lost.

Sign and swore in Seward, Alaska this 21st day of September 2005.

Must be signed prior to entry on premises.