No Surprise to Me

Sarah Nan rang to complain that she was pushing a wheelbarrow filled with rocks that weighed more than she did when someone stopped by to ask if she was gardening.

Later that afternoon the strapping young lad who was helping her by spreading a small bag of Alaskan Wildflower seeds was asked by the same person if he was landscaping.

Yep, know how that one works. That is why I am a farmer.

Andie shares some Fishing Wisdom

Two guys from Daniels County are quietly sitting in a boat at Fort Peck, Montana fishing and drinking beer.

Almost silently so as not to scare the fish Mel says, "I think 'm going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months."

Earl continues slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully says, You better think it over - women like that are hard to find."

Misty spells it out for those who are clueless

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Don't be mad about this, it is just the same 5 minutes you use when it's your turn to help do things around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "fine" (see #1).

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of "nothing".)

6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can maketo a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you. Do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying "%@&* YOU!"

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong" -for the woman's response refer to #3.