Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, are French
guy, an American guy, an old Greek lady and a young blonde Swiss girl.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the
Frenchman has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: The Frenchman must have groped the blonde in the dark,
and she slapped his cheek.
The blonde thinks: That Frenchman must have tried to grope me in the dark,
but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
The Frenchman thinks: The American must have groped the blonde in the dark.
She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
The American thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel,
so I can smack the shit out of that Frenchman again.
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