A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material
we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us
sitting here years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode
your stomach lining.
Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be
disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused
by the germs in our drinking water.
But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we
all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it
is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after
eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front
row raised his hand, and softly said,
"Wedding Cake."
1 comment:
I loved this joke! I can't wait to tell it to my wife when she gets home! Thanks for almost making me wet my pants, from laughing so hard.
BTW, I'm here from BlogExplosion visiting your blog as part of the battle of the blogs. Yours came up first and the other blog is going to have to do very well indeed to get my vote now.
Keep up the good work
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