Monday, July 27, 2009

Sarah Palin's Last Stand


My first article for the Alaska Standard.


Afternoon with the Queen
By Dorene M. Lorenz

At significantly less than five feet tall, Fairbanks Grande Dame Marcel Colp was having difficulty seeing over the thousands of on-lookers. I barely know Marcel, but I love her dearly. Marcel is one of those rare people who are genuinely made out of pure sugar.

I wasn’t in Fairbanks to attend the peaceful changing of Alaska’s government; I was here to enjoy a week with the Fairbanks Pioneers of Alaska as they celebrated their Golden Days. Marcel Colp is a former Fairbanks Igloo Queen Regent, I was last years Seward Queen Regent. I failed to show up to wave in their 2 ½ hour parade, so this summer I was attending as a good will gesture.

Queen Marcel is nothing but good will as she explains with understandable pride that she has attended the swearing in of nearly every governor Alaska has known, and was determined to witness the passing the touché. Her dedicated husband was waiting in the car, to ill to brave the crowds. It was hot. There was no chair for the Fairbanks Queen, no water, not even a commemorative program. We put her on one of the gangways of the S.S. Nenana, close to the stage so she could at least hear what was going on since there was no chance of her seeing.

“Quitter!” hollered a 30-something woman repeatedly as soon-to-be-former Governor Palin was speaking.

“Go home!” yelled a very pregnant 30-something woman next to her, not at Sarah Palin, but at the heckler.

“Freedom of speech, it’s my right to say it,” the heckler boldly challenged. “Quitter! Quitter!”

“We aren’t interested in hearing you,” explained a 60-year old woman. “We are here to hear the ceremony. Now if you can’t behave, go home!”

“Go home!” confirmed the soon-to-be mom.

Queen Marcel completely ignored the catfight that derailed my attention. Her unwavering focus was on the speaker, following the word jumbo sound bites that bounced around Sarah’s need to hire a better speechwriter. My attention went to the signage that was scattered around the crowd, “Sick of $arah”, “Captain Zero to the Rescue”, “Bong Hits For Sarah”

A Native Elder with long white hair and a black leather vest covered with VFW patches inserted himself in the personal space of the heckler and quietly spoke some measured words. The heckler glanced around anxiously then quickly left our area.

Sarah finished, and as she moved away from the podium a good fourth of the crowd left. She was done, and they were done as well. I pushed Queen Marcel through the hole the Palinistas made in the crowd and managed to get her right to the edge of the seated guests where her view was clear and the acoustics were considerably better.

Queen Marcel stood with a reflective smile as they swore in Sean Parnell and Craig Campbell. She nodded her head in agreement as they outlined the broad strokes of where they envisioned their administration taking Alaska. She clapped at every pause, sang along to the Alaska Flag song, and in a record number of attendees at Pioneer Park, gracefully embodied all of the positive attributes that the speakers had assigned to the character of Alaskans.

After the ceremony one had to chose between cake or a handshake, and Queen Marcel chose the handshake line. We stood behind a group of military wives, all of whom had photographs of their overseas servicemen with Palin,, hoping for an autograph.

“I want to thank her for her service.” Queen Marcel explained in her simple way. She wasn’t able to. We watched as Sarah stopped for a few television cameras, baby in arm, then entered the back seat of a dark pick-up truck which slowly drove her away, leaving Parnell and Campbell to bask in their moment in the sun.

“I doubt if I will ever see her again,” reflected Queen Marcel matter-of-factly.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Jesse Lee Home


I am so ready for this project to be done. For the buildings to be finished. For high school juniors to be wandering the music filled halls. For tourists to be snapping photos of the Alaska State flag on the pole it was first raised on. Elders quietly making their way down the halls, giggling as they recall the more entertaining moments of their youth, proud as they discuss the domination of the Mount Marathon race by the Jesse Lee Home kids - and how that tradition continues.

I am so ready to be cutting blue and gold ribbons with Arliss and Paul standing next to me as we listen to an overjoyed Dr. James Simpson offer a few measured words on his hopes for the future, and glancing at ME and Barbara as they start to tear up. I am so ready for Kirsten to walk her mother through the crafts room and watch the kids making a totem pole with a master craftsman. I am so ready.

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Why Sarah Speaks the Way She Does


I have a new theory. It puts me in the uncomfortable position of defending Governor Sarah Palin - something I swore I wouldn't do after I made a fool of myself defending her foreign policy experience by telling everyone about the trade trips she made to other counties only to discover that practice ended with Governor Frank Murkowski.

In reading Sarah's resignation speech, three times, it occurred to me there was something familiar in Palin's speech pattern. A light bulb went off in my head, and I think I have discovered the answer to the Palin riddle.

Let me preface my theory by saying that speech is something I actually studied at one of the best universities in the nation in that discipline. My education was supplemented by Channel 11 News training by the best television journalist coaches Gottstein could afford. Speech is not about diagramming sentences and using perfect English, it is about being able to convey a message by a verbal medium that the listener will find attractive enough to pay attention to. The emphasis is on how things sound, not how they are written.

Sarah went to school, okay several schools, and eventually landed a job as a journalist at Channel 2 News. This is the underlying reason Palin is beaten up so badly over her bizarre speaking style. Journalists are supposed to be fluent masters of the English language.

Here is where I am going out on a limb, I am going to suggest Sarah Palin may be the victim of misplaced expectations. Her journalistic dream ended with a goal she didn't obtain, being a ESPN sportscaster.

That is the tickle we have all missed, and it is a big one.

Sarah wasn't a reporter, she was trained to be a sports caster. Ever listen to the sports on the nightly news? Incomplete run-on sentences, crazy metaphors, transitionless topic jumping. One would have difficulty deciphering any given night's sports script because all the visual clues as to what the speaker is talking about are missing.

Sarah' speech has a rhythm, a beat, a timing of its own. I am quite confident that when Sarah steps up to the microphone in her mind's eye there is a video feed box behind her right shoulder illustrating what she is talking about. It is how she was trained to speak.

Unfortunately, there is no one running the tape for Sarah Palin.

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Farmer Dorene


Grandma Mom would be proud of all the produce we distributed yesterday. Three types of lettuce, broccoli, radishes, curly parsley, and flat leaf parsley. Of course my brain has already projected to next year and what we should plant where. Just need Keith to make me another bed for strawberries, and yet another for blueberries, and yet and other for raspberries. Does he really need to go camping and fishing this summer?