Saturday, September 16, 2006

Here's a Big Wopping Fish Tale


FROM: MR.CHEN GUANGYUAN
Bank of China (Hongkong)
Shop 1021, United Centre,
95 Queensway,
Hong Kong
(ch_guan01@yahoo.com.hk)

Good Day,

It is understandable that you might be a little bit apprehensive because you do not know me but I have a lucrative business proposal of mutual interest to share with you.

Let me start by introducing myself. I am Mr. Chen Guangyuan operations manager of the Bank of China (Hong Kong), Shop 1021,United Centre 95 Queensway Hong Kong. I have an obscured business suggestion for you.

Before the U.S and Iraqi war our client Mr. Hamadi Hashem who was with the Iraqi forces and also business man made a numbered fixed deposit for 24 calendar months, with a value of Seventeen million three Hundred Thousand United State Dollars (US$17,300,000.00) only in my branch. Upon maturity several notices was sent to him, even during the war early last year. Again after the war another notification was sent and still no response came from him. We later find out that Mr. Hamadi Hashem and his family had been killed during the war in a bomb blast that hit their home at Mukaradeeb where his personal oil well was.

http://www.iraqmemorialwall.org/iraqicasualties.html

After further investigation it was also discovered that Mr. Hamadi Hashem did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit. And he also confided in me the last time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So, Seventeen million three Hundred Thousand United State Dollars is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it. What bothers me most is that according to the laws of my country at the expiration six {6} years the funds will revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody applies to claim the funds. Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Mr. Hamadi Hashem so that you will be able to receive his funds.

MODALITIES:

I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we shall come out successful. I have an attorney that will prepare the necessary document that will back you up as the next of kin to Mr. Hamadi Hashem, all that is required from you is to provide me with your Full Names and Address so that the attorney can commence his job. After you have been made the next of kin, the attorney will also fill in for claims on your behalf and secure the necessary approval and letter of probate in your favor for the movement of the funds to an account that will be provided by you. We are going adopt a legalized method and the attorney will prepare all the necessary documents in your favor.


There is a reward for this project and it is a task well worth undertaking. There is no risk involved at all in this matter, I have evaluated the risks and the only risk I have here is for you refusing to work with me and alerting my bank. I am the only one who knows of this situation, good fortune has blessed you with a name that has planted you into the center of relevance in my life. Please Endeavour to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue. Once the funds have been transferred to your nominated bank account we shall share in the ratio of 70% for me, 30% for you but this can be subjected to further negotiations. I send you this mail not without a measure of fear as to what the consequences, but I know within me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success and riches never come easy or on a platter of gold. Please observe this instruction religiously.

Should you be interested please send me your,

1, Full names,

2, private phone number,

3, current residential address,

And I will prefer you reach me on my private email address below :(ch_guan01@yahoo.com.hk) and finally after that I shall furnish you with more information’s about this operation.

Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.

Kind Regards,
Mr.Chen Guangyuan.

Monday, September 11, 2006

Attorney Games


These popular games require only two players, though more can play. They are not sold commercially. If you are interested in participating in any of them, your first step might be to go work for an attorney.

Remember, it's not whether you win or lose, but....

BEAT THE HEAT

Object of the game: To file a court paper no more than five minutes before the courthouse closes on the deadline day.

Attorney: Don't dictate pleading or brief until late the day before. Require interoffice conferences and numerous changes before finalizing one hour before deadline. (Remember, you're cheating if you finalize sooner)

Secretary: Type, type, type and type. Xerox correct number of copies, assemble, staple properly, draw check for costs, if any, get pleading signed, send copies to appropriate parties, locate law clerk to file it, arrange for courier, or file it yourself. (If you are ready to collapse when finished, you know you have played the game according to rules).

ESP

Object of the game: To read each other's minds

Attorney: When you dictate or instruct, leave as many unknowns as possible (when dictating, mumble and cough into the transmitter to make the game more competitive) If you play back the tape to check for points which need clarification, you are not a good sport.

Secretary: Run and rerun the tape, searching for a clue to the missing word. When uncertain of a word, fill in the gap and hope you're right. If you're right, expect no commendation from the attorney; if you're wrong, look for another job.

HIDE AND SEEK

Object of the game: To locate the missing attorney.

Attorney: Do not tell secretary where you're going, why you're going, or when you'll be back. If possible stay away all afternoon. To score additional points, arrive late the following morning.

Secretary: Telephone attorney's home, favorite club, golf course, doctor, dentist, the local bureau of missing persons. If unable to make contact, bluff your way through the afternoon. If attorney has not arrived by next morning, repeat procedure of previous afternoon, telling callers, "I expect him any minute."

AGAIN AND AGAIN

Object of the game: To carry on a battle of wits for perfection.

Attorney: Dictate, revise, dictate insertions, revise again, get in final form, and redline. Then call attention to errors. Be certain to make additions to page one which will require reformatting the entire document. An entertaining diversion would be a last minute decision to require all spellings to conform to second preference spellings in Webster's Unabridged Third Edition.

Secretary: Use precious last minutes to go back and correct, praying that you still have it ready by the time the client walks in. Score five extra points if the document is completed in time. Score fifty extra points if you tell the attorney exactly how you feel about his endeavor for perfection.

LOST AND FOUND

Object of the game: To have everything in it's place (somewhere).

Attorney: Go over the day's mail, important papers, things to do. Then throw in a heap on desk. Later, ask, "Where is so and so? I'm sure I gave it to you this morning.

Secretary: To bolster attorney's self-confidence, pretend to search through your desk and files. Then, while attorney tries to stall client on the phone, work around him, picking up and examining every paper on his desk, on his credenza, and in his desk trays. When you find the elusive document on his desk, penalize yourself ten points if you say: "I knew all the time it was on your desk."

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Bob is Squarely On-Point


Hello Mayor and Councilmembers

Would you support an advisory vote to settle once and for all if the voters of Seward support the Washington St. location for the MLS? It would be non-binding legally, and as such, could be held on a separate ballot with one yes or no question on it. This would be similar to the site council votes we have seen in our city elections many times. The only scenario that is acceptable would be to have this ballot voted on in the booth at the same time as the council election. A separate box for the ballots as well as the ballots themselves can be provided, and all those interested can witness the count.

You may be told that it is too late for this. I wonder why this would be. This vote would pack no legal weight. Although it would have been better all the way around to have had an advisory vote at the beginning of the process, this is almost certainly the last chance. I would be completely satisfied with the result either way. I'm not sure if you have heard about the Borough Plat Committee meeting that took place over in Soldotna the same night as the last council meeting, but the committee members were very sympathetic to our testimony that we need a chance to vote. The plat approval was denied until an advisory vote could be held. This will be overruled in due time, as the plat committee does not have the authority to require a vote to be held. But the sentiment was on our side overwhelmingly.

It has been extremely frustrating for me in my involvement with Washington's Army since our effort to get this vote began last January. Having Rick Blythe label us to be some kind of second class citizens for asking for a vote had to be the low point. I wonder if he looked at the list of names requesting a vote that was published in the Phoenix Log last March. Three current councilmembers were on that list, as well as past councilmembers, mayors, our oldest living residents, local business people, and many other good citizens. One reason that we are concerned is that we all love this town. I think the MLC is a good addition to our downtown area, but not if we have to sacrifice our historical grid. That is one thing this town has that is unique on the Kenai Peninsula, and is one of our greatest attractions; much more so than the MLC will ever be. But I will shut up and get behind the street location immediately if we have an advisory vote and that is what the majority wants.

I asked Willard last week to see about putting this on the agenda for the next meeting. I've been out of town for the last few days and may have missed his call back. Today is the deadline to get this on the agenda, but whether it gets on there for this meeting or not, I ask for your support. It needs to be introduced at council with a discussion to follow. Please emphasize that this is non-binding and will have no legal ramifications. It only settles the issue of where the public stands. I don't support the MLC project in its current location without a vote. I know there are others who feel the same. We need to get the public united behind the project to help it succeed. There will be a movement to stop the funding should we lose this last chance at a vote. The Borough Plat Committee was sympathetic to the need for a vote, maybe those with the purse strings will be too. We have been told many times that the majority is for the street vacation. I certainly respect the opinions of all citizens on this issue. With this vote out of the way, its full speed ahead with no looking back. Let's do it.

Please let me know what you think.

Bob Linville
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Dear Bob,

I have two words for you, "yes, definately."

Dorene
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I’m in the process of formulating a response about advisory votes that I will email to you and to others. Hopefully this will answer some of the questions you have been receiving. Give me another day. --Jean A. Lewis, CMC

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This may be one of those “shoot the messenger” type of emails, but I must attempt to try and answer the whirlwind of questions surrounding advisory votes, and answer why the council cannot do this at this time. Here’s what research has shown:

Ballots are put before voters in a limited number of ways:
--Valid Recall
--Valid Referendum
--Valid Initiative
--Council Resolution or Ordinance

So you ask; can the city council at this juncture, vote on a resolution to hold an advisory vote related to vacating a portion of Washington Street?

1) It’s not a valid recall, referendum or initiative.
2) Council cannot put forward a resolution to have an advisory vote because, regardless of the result, they do not have the authority to act upon such advice. They cannot convey property they no longer own.

Some other reasons would be:

1) An earlier referendum attempt on this issue was found to be unconstitutional by the court. There is no right to vote on the matter.
2) The City of Seward is still in litigation in the Supreme Court on this matter because the plaintiffs have appealed. An advisory vote would be inconsistent with the City’s litigation position in rejecting an attempt to vote. At this time, the law stands that there is no right to vote on this matter.
3) The land has already been conveyed. The city no longer owns it. Although the Alaska Supreme Court has not ruled on the extent of advisory votes, courts in other jurisdictions have held that advisory votes are impermissible if the governing body seeking to place a question on a ballot would not have the authority to take such action. The land is owned by the National Park Service, and the City does not have the authority to veto the Kenai Peninsula Borough’s 2005 decision that resulted in vacating the right-of-way and conveying the land to the National Park Service.
4) Even if a vote were not prohibited by the Constitution, the courts, borough ordinance, and State law; any vote to overturn the borough’s decision would need to be borough-wide because this is an areawide platting function of the borough.
5) The deadline has passed for ballot review for the October 2006 election. A special election, even if permissible, would be expensive and meaningless.
6) Council members have numerous ways to confer with the public on issues, such as hearings, work sessions, meetings, polling, and visiting with their constituents. The individuals seeking a vote have participated in a myriad of public meetings on this issue, which is the proper avenue for the public to provide input.

As a side note, further research has shown advisory votes are generally a bad idea. They can set precedent that can be used against a city in years to come, they are biased, and hardly ever give a true picture. Ask a community if they wish to have a nice enhancement? The answer would most surely be yes. This example of an advisory vote would be unfair to their voters without knowing the cost of the project, where the money would come from, and how much it would cost the taxpayers (An example I found).

I appreciate and can be sympathetic to the cause of the plaintiffs, but thought it time to research a good explanation for you. It’s not that the council is not listening--law and other reasons dictate that they cannot hold an advisory vote on this issue at this time.
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I have been told I should have ended my email on the advisory vote with 2 words----its illegal.
That’s what I get for trying to explain things!!!! It’s illegal does sum it up. --Jean
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Hello Mayor and Councilmembers

Jean Lewis has put considerable research into our request for an advisory vote and should be commended for doing so. I think in a few instances, however, there may be some misunderstandings. Also, a thought came to me last night which is a good illustration of the power of a vote when used to help projects of this sort move ahead.

The new Denai'ina Center, a convention center now under construction in Anchorage, is our closest example of a successful recent project. Because a bed tax increase was involved, there was no choice of whether or not a vote was required. Just the same, let’s look at what happened. The proposal suffered a defeat at the polls on its first go around in 2003. Its costs were lowered, and the project revised somewhat, and the April 2005 vote gave it the go ahead. Ground was broken this spring, and it’s well underway. Questions such as, "How much is this going to cost?" and, "Who will pay for the ongoing operating expenses?" and, "Where will this project be located?" were thoroughly hashed out in the campaign leading up to the positive vote.

The only one of those three questions has been answered as far as I know in Seward's project campaign is the location issue. And this one has generated considerable resistance. There may be a calculation out there concerning the City's component of the ongoing operating expenses, but I have not seen it. Whatever it is, long term commitments of future taxpayers money should be fleshed out in much more detail than this one has. Who will pay for these expenses? Seward’s tax base is much smaller than that of Anchorage. I ask this as a long term Seward real property and sales tax payer, and in the interest of seeing projects of this sort succeed over the long term. This is a big deal for Seward; at least as big as the one up in Anchorage. We should follow their example for the best chance of seeing our project come to pass.

Most of Jean’s response to the idea of an advisory vote is based on the legality of a vote at this time. To clarify things; this is not a referendum, initiative, or a recall. Jean does include in her list of proper votes that of a “Council Resolution or Ordinance”. What we are asking for is a council resolution supporting an advisory vote on the location of the MLC center. Do we have to vote on the resolution to have a vote? In reality, an advisory vote does not have any legal validity to do any of the things that Jean mentions further on in her response. It can not reclaim the property. That can only be done with the agreement of all the partners in the MLC project to do so, as has been broached as a possibility should a deal satisfactory to Brad Snowden be reached.

So, what does an advisory vote do? The first thing it would accomplish is to eliminate the need for the legal case in front of the Supreme Court on the referendum issue. The City has spent over twenty thousand taxpayer dollars on city attorney’s fees in their defense of this case already. It is very difficult for those of us paying for the other side out of our own pockets to keep up with those expenses, but we have so far, and have a carrot at the end that keeps us motivated. A right of way vacation has never before in the history of Alaska law been called an appropriation. There are several good arguments against this idea that we believe will prevail. Should this case be decided in favor of Washington’s Army, all of their legal fees will be recoverable from the City. As court approved public interest litigants, no legal fees can ever be recovered from them by the City in the event that they lose. Is it worth another twenty grand in taxpayer legal fees, even if the City wins, to keep fighting this when the whole voting issue can be settled essentially for free at our October city election?.

I am happy with a vote of any kind on the Washington Street location. To be legitimate, it has to occur in the same booth as the regular vote takes place, but it would not be on the same ballot. I propose the simplest possible question, “Do you support locating the Mary Lowell Center in the middle of Washington Street?” Yes or No. In this way, the people of Seward could have their say in the privacy of the voting booth. It would be on a separate ballot, and collected in a separate box that has no connection to either the council ballot or its Aug. 15th deadline. I will pay for it myself if need be. All those interested can witness the whole process including the count. There is no financial expense to be considered.

The second thing accomplished by the advisory vote would be to get Seward together as a solid front to realize funding for the project. All of our other efforts to achieve a vote have been blown off. The legal attempt at an injunction to hold off the project failed, and the Supreme Court won’t hear the case until next year. The only other option open to those of us who oppose the MLC in its current location is to stop the funding. There is a five million dollar earmark for this project in motion right now in Congress. Unless we can foresee this advisory vote coming to pass, a mass mailing needs to go out to all Seward PO boxes with a copy of this letter and all others pertinent to our attempt to get a vote, along with the format for resistance to the funding. Washington DC news media and blogs, as well as senators and representatives concerned about runaway earmarks and voting rights will be included, beginning with our own delegation. How can this help our project succeed? The argument against us is based on an unwillingness to let a vote of any kind come to pass. It seems that old ways are changing. That may not be the best foot to put forward in the light of recent history of congressional funding for Alaskan projects.

Now is the time to eliminate the controversy surrounding the whole Washington St. issue. Advisory votes are not illegal. They have no weight in law at all. Please support a resolution to have this advisory vote at this time.

Bob Linville
224-3252
linville@ak.net

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I have been told I should have ended my email on the advisory vote with 2 words----its illegal.
That’s what I get for trying to explain things!!!! It’s illegal does sum it up. --Jean